Conan O'Brien Quotes

Conan O'Brien is a renowned entertainer known for his work as a television host, comedian, and writer. He gained fame as the host of the late-night talk show "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and later "Conan." Conan O'Brien's witty humor, comedic sketches, and interviews with celebrities have made him a beloved figure in the entertainment industry. His contributions to late-night television and his unique brand of humor have left a lasting impact on the comedy world, and he continues to be celebrated as one of the most influential talk show hosts in television history.

Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.

Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.

$There are few things more liberating in this life ... -Conan O\'Brien$

There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized.

$I have an abacus at home.... -Conan O\'Brien$

I have an abacus at home.

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This quote simply states that the speaker possesses an abacus in their home—a traditional counting tool. It implies an interest in mathematics or a desire to have a tangible and practical method of calculation readily available in their personal space.

Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show' and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second.

The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality.

President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003.

According to a new survey, 40 percent of adults in Mexico say they would move to the United States if they got a chance. The number would have been higher, but the other 60 percent already live here.

Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me.

$Keep cool my babies.... -Conan O\'Brien$

Keep cool my babies.

$Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen... -Conan O\'Brien$

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage.

The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?'

Conan O'Brien Quotes

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