David Letterman is a legendary comedian and television host known for his late-night talk show. His show might have been a popular platform for interviews and comedic sketches.
Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?
It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?
I have found that the only thing that does bring you happiness is doing something good for somebody who is incapable of doing it for themselves.
The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing.