Ron White Quotes

Movies are boring. It's like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It's just horrible. Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it's 18 hours of doing not a thing.

When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my ... -Ron White

When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.

We always go out looking for live music after our ... -Ron White

We always go out looking for live music after our shows.

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After performing, the speaker and their band members seek out live music performances, showing their passion and appreciation for music beyond their own stage.

Other states are trying to abolish the death penal... -Ron White

Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.

My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians ... -Ron White

My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.

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It reveals that the speaker's major annoyance or irritation (pet peeve) is when other comedians criticize Larry the Cable Guy, suggesting a defensive or protective stance towards the comedian.

My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I'm very 'preacher-ish' on stage, not by intent but because that's where I learned to talk in front of people.

I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, 'I'm not even a 10th of this man.'

The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I don't even have a high school diploma. I'm smart, but you can't prove it on paper.

I think honest communication, no matter where it c... -Ron White

I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.

I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about ho... -Ron White

I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.

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