Intellectually I know that America is no better than any other country; emotionally I know she is better than every other country.
People will buy anything that is 'one to a customer.'
Winter is not a season, it's an occupation.
What is love? It is the morning and the evening star.
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
When audiences come to see us authors lecture, it is largely in the hope that we'll be funnier to look at than to read.
Pugnacity is a form of courage, but a very bad form.
Whatever poet, orator or sage may say of it, old age is still old age.