When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems li... -Albert Einstein

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

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Albert Einstein was a German-born theoretical physicist who is best known for developing the theory of relativity, one of the two pillars of modern physics (alongside quantum mechanics). His equation E=mc² is one of the most famous formulas in the world. Einstein's scientific genius and groundbreaking contributions revolutionized our understanding of the universe.

Albert Einstein Quotes to Explore

A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be....

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods....

Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them....

Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them....

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer....

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!...

I love to travel, but hate to arrive....

I do not believe that civilization will be wiped out in a war fought with the atomic bomb. Perhaps two-thirds of the people of the earth will be kille...

I am not only a pacifist but a militant pacifist. I am willing to fight for peace. Nothing will end war unless the people themselves refuse to go to w...

It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder....

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My gift is to be funny....

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh....

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary....

I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time wo...

I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, deep depression is the flip side of comedy. Casting a...

It's so funny because my mom is Thai and my dad is this big American guy - and our food tastes were so similar growing up. He was meat and potatoes, I...

It's been very funny to try to act like an adult. Even getting dressed. Every day, I'm like, 'Should I wear a blazer and walk around with an umbrella?...

My mother is very funny. She is from a village; she has a typical village kind of humour. Often she says a lot of things she herself isn't aware is a ...

I've always loved 'Umbrella.' Funny enough, my ex-husband wrote that, and I'm not saying it was meant for me or anything - people will start twisting ...

Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested....