Pet Quotes - Page 2

I would say I don't like people who are really into themselves or are very materialistic. Just always talking themselves up. Not being real is the pet peeve. Be true to yourself.

I'd cut school and go over to the Lori-Ann Donut Shop and eat doughnuts. I got a job at the pet store near Lechmere, unloading fish tanks. They gave me $10 for unloading a full long-bed truckload. I never broke a fish tank. When I asked for a raise, I got fired.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem t... -Abraham Lincoln

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

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This quote humorously comments on the prolific nature of cats and their ability to reproduce abundantly despite conflicts.

I already have a pet project called Project Shakti and it aims on educating women on menstruation cycle.

Speed is vital. You got to strike fast. Fads have short lives, and you got to get what you can - like the case of the Pet Rock.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

I'm not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but I'm not insane.

I started keeping track of my pet peeves and so far have counted over 160... but to pick one: muffins. They're imposters. They think they're breakfast food, but really, they are just terrible cupcakes.

Just watching my cats can make me happy.

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It expresses the speaker's contentment and joy derived from simply observing their cats, indicating that the presence and actions of the cats bring them happiness.

The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals.

My pet peeve is when people criticize things when ... -Jeff Baena

My pet peeve is when people criticize things when they're just trying to have a conversation.

I have a little bit of a pet peeve about how the middle class is depicted in movies. I feel like they tend to be either depicted in a very sentimental way, where everybody has a heart of gold except for the villains you're supposed to hiss at, or there's a sort of indie-style version... When it's done well, it's brilliant, it's 'Blue Velvet.'

Donald Trump, like many cult leaders, understands the power his words will have over the minds and actions of his followers... but few cult leaders have a pet media infrastructure.

I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldn't get a second date.

That's not the way the government works. You can't just take $1 billion from this program, $1 billion from over here, and then put it toward your pet project.

I grew up with a pet iguana named Willy. We had a very contentious relationship. It turns out that iguanas are not meant to live in suburban homes.

If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans.

I have always been an animal lover and I had pet dogs at home. On the day of Diwali, they would be so disturbed and scared that they would hide in a corner and would not come out. I had decided then that I would stop buying crackers on Diwali.

I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.

I have a real pet peeve for women who play damaged... -Patty Jenkins

I have a real pet peeve for women who play damaged characters but don't look damaged.

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It reveals the speaker's strong annoyance or irritation (pet peeve) towards female actors who portray emotionally or psychologically damaged characters on screen but do not physically reflect the appearance of being damaged, indicating a preference for authenticity and believability in performances.

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. ... -Steven Wright

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

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It humorously narrates a fictional scenario where the speaker's roommate acquired a pet elephant, but it subsequently went missing inside their apartment, playing on the absurdity of the situation.

I don't read good books anymore, it seems; I just buy them and put them on the shelf and every now and then walk over and pet them. I'm like the optimistic dieter who fills her closet with clothes two sizes too small and dreams of the day she can wear them. I know just what I want to do when I retire.

Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call a cat, you go, 'Cat, come here.' He doesn't come to you unless you have something in your hand that he thinks might be food. They're very free animals, and I like that.

Packing is my pet hate.

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It conveys the speaker's strong dislike or aversion (pet hate) towards the task of packing, indicating a particular task or activity that they find especially burdensome or unpleasant.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat h... -W. C. Fields

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

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It playfully portrays cats as cunning and resourceful creatures, suggesting that they use their intelligence and patience to capture prey, specifically rats, by waiting near their holes with eager anticipation and readiness. The quote highlights the natural hunting instincts and clever strategies employed by cats.

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the const... -Aldous Huxley

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

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Dogs have a loyal and affectionate nature, and they see their owners in a favorable light, similar to how a dog would perceive Napoleon. This is why dogs are consistently popular.

Some men over-tweeze their eyebrows, and it's just too perfect. Men are meant to have kind of a bushy brow. Too much aftershave is also off-putting; it's one of my pet hates.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. I... -Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

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This quote cleverly plays with the concept of friendship, humorously suggesting that a dog is a better companion than a book, especially when reading in the dark is impossible.

Actually, my dog I think is the only person who co... -H. G. Bissinger

Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time.

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It humorously personifies the speaker's dog by referring to them as a person and expresses the belief that their dog is the only being who consistently offers unconditional love and affection to them.

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