Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural is... -Dave Barry

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.

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Dave Barry is a humorist and author known for his humorous columns and books. He was born on July 3, 1947, in Armonk, New York. Barry gained prominence as a humor columnist for The Miami Herald, where he entertained readers with his witty commentary on various topics, including politics, everyday life, and absurdities. His comedic writing style often involves clever wordplay and satire. Over the years, he has published numerous bestselling books, earning him a loyal fanbase and recognition as one of America's most beloved humor writers.

Dave Barry Quotes to Explore

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep....
We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail....
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro....
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent....
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent....
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and ha...
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford....
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down....
The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter....
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face....

Saint Patrick's Day Quotes to Explore

Being Irish, I always had this love of words....
Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to....
I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA....
I was raised in a very old fashioned Ireland where women were reared to be lovely....
Above all else, deep in my soul, I'm a tough Irishwoman....
If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family....
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep....
Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy....
That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way?...
Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me....