I worked in a pet store and people would ask how b... -Rodney Dangerfield

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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

Rodney Dangerfield , Comedian
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We'll always have some kind of pet....
We're just pet people....
I ran track, and my pet event was the 400 meters, and I wanted to be like Cathy Freeman....
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A pet around a small child teaches them responsibility and passion....
I have always been an animal lover and I had pet dogs at home. On the day of Diwali, they would be so disturbed and scared that they would hide in a c...
I'd cut school and go over to the Lori-Ann Donut Shop and eat doughnuts. I got a job at the pet store near Lechmere, unloading fish tanks. They gave m...