I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.... -Lewis Black

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I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.

Lewis Black , Comedian
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Lewis Black Quotes to Explore

When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You should be shopping. Our economy depends on you! You ...
Parenting isn't just parenting your own child....
This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars....
A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three people to...
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I be...
Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas....
The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's neve...
My parents are the last of the middle class. My father worked for the government designing sea mines. My mother was a substitute teacher. Together, th...
Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas....
I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it's a healthy outlet for them. If th...

Birthday Quotes to Explore

Every birthday my wife Kathy re-creates what my mom made me on my birthday, a simple pot roast, that she slathers with cream of mushroom and Lipton On...
I've been fighting since I was 16, fighting in the UFC since my 21st birthday....
I'm pretty sure the first album I bought was a CD of 'Electric Ladyland' by Jimi Hendrix when I was about nine. I got it for my best friend from schoo...
Me and Johnny Thunders had the same birthday. We would always celebrate in a club called Max's Kansas City. We were very close friends at Max's Kansas...
I don't know anyone that doesn't get emotional around their birthday....
The highs of having a big family were that there was always someone to play with and you get loads of birthday presents. The lows were sharing the bat...
Ever since I was a little lad, the sun has seemed to shine during my birthday weekend....
I had a happy childhood in the suburbs of L.A. My parents instilled in us an appreciation of history, art and, most important, Motown. Jarron and I we...
In December of 1990, just before my eighth birthday, I left China for the United States. My father was a political dissident, and after he was release...
My mom and pop took me to the Apollo Theater on my thirteenth birthday to see Heavy D and Keith Sweat. It was late at night, up on 125th Street, and i...