My parents are the last of the middle class. My fa... -Lewis Black

My parents are the last of the middle class. My father worked for the government designing sea mines. My mother was a substitute teacher. Together, they worked really only until they were sixty.

Lewis Black Quotes to Explore

When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You should be shopping. Our economy depends on you! You ...

Parenting isn't just parenting your own child....

This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars....

A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three people to...

If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I be...

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas....

The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's neve...

My parents are the last of the middle class. My father worked for the government designing sea mines. My mother was a substitute teacher. Together, th...

Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas....

I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it's a healthy outlet for them. If th...

Teacher Quotes to Explore

I wanted to be a landscape architect, but I trained as a teacher; I worked in publishing; I was a waitress....

I was a teacher most of my life, which I loved. I had a very happy working life, and when I retired, I thought I must do something, and I've always re...

I owe the little formal education I got to my drama teacher, Mr. Pickett, who got us to read Shakespeare, Moliere, and other classics....

I was used to theatre classes. I studied with my mother; she was a theatre teacher and directed, too, so it was very family-like. Then I studied with ...

I always thought I would be a teacher. And I think I actually lived up to my initial dreams, because what I do now is teach millions and millions of p...

I think day care is terrific. Kids get to be around other kids, and they're playing, and they're teaching each other. When I was in college, my summer...

Prior to going to college, I had a pretty strong accent, and that was one of the things I had to work on a lot. I went to North Carolina School of the...

My parents are the last of the middle class. My father worked for the government designing sea mines. My mother was a substitute teacher. Together, th...

My daughter became a teacher right out of college....

A lot of moms give their kids line reads. My mom wasn't put in that position because I always had an acting teacher helping with the feelings rather t...