Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you... -Robert Benchley

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Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

Robert Benchley , Comedian
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Robert Benchley Quotes to Explore

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them....
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children....
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous....
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or ...
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down....
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?...
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well....
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing....
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of....
I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry....

Fear Quotes to Explore

There's no reason for the establishment to fear me. But it has every right to fear the people collectively - I am one with the people....
I think people who become compulsive about fitness or eating right, a lot of the time it's out of fear that they're going to lose control or that they...
There is the theory... that you live in two places: You either live in fear, or you live in love....
Don't react with fear and panic in the face of debt collector threats. Talk to them and explain your situation. See if you can work out a compromise....
God, make me so uncomfortable that I will do the very thing I fear....
Even death doesn't worry me, man. When my mother died it was because she finished her time on earth. I know that when I die I'll see her again, so how...
Knight without fear and without reproach....
Love casts out fear, but we have to get over the fear in order to get close enough to love them....
The Republicans galvanize their base by inciting a lot of fear; they operate on a lot of mythmaking. So we have to have something compelling. We shoul...
By action and reaction do we become strong or weak, according to the character of our thoughts and mental states. Fear is the deadly nightshade of the...