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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

George Carlin , Comedian
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth....
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Travel is impossible, but daydreaming about travel is easy....
I get to travel around the world and meet all of these amazing people, and they're singing my songs! And to me, that's crazy....
When I think of myself at 15, even 17, I could simply not have done this work on an international level and travel all the time, take care of myself a...
I don't travel anywhere without the PS3 and XBox. There's nothing better to do on long bus trips while on tour....
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