When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl ... -David Brenner

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When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

David Brenner , Comedian
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Legendary comedian and actor, known for his stand-up routines and appearances on various comedy shows.

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