I've noticed that my resolutions involve me not do... -Arthur Smith

I've noticed that my resolutions involve me not doing stuff that I wasn't going to do anyway so here's something more positive. I'm going to retrain as a Latin teacher in a provincial public school.

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Arthur Smith is a British comedian, writer, and broadcaster known for his unique style of humor and deadpan delivery. He has appeared in stand-up comedy shows, radio programs, and television panel shows. Smith's wit and observational comedy have made him a popular figure in the British comedy scene, and his distinctive voice and persona have become his trademark.

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Don Quixote's 'Delusions' is an excellent read - far better than my own forthcoming travel book, 'Walking Backwards Across Tuscany.'...
Occasionally I find a travel book that is both illuminating and entertaining, where vivid writing and research replace self-indulgence and sloppy pros...
Travel books are, by and large, boring. They lodge uncomfortably between fact, fiction and autobiography....
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I wanted to be a landscape architect, but I trained as a teacher; I worked in publishing; I was a waitress....
I was a teacher most of my life, which I loved. I had a very happy working life, and when I retired, I thought I must do something, and I've always re...
I owe the little formal education I got to my drama teacher, Mr. Pickett, who got us to read Shakespeare, Moliere, and other classics....
I was used to theatre classes. I studied with my mother; she was a theatre teacher and directed, too, so it was very family-like. Then I studied with ...
I always thought I would be a teacher. And I think I actually lived up to my initial dreams, because what I do now is teach millions and millions of p...
I think day care is terrific. Kids get to be around other kids, and they're playing, and they're teaching each other. When I was in college, my summer...
Prior to going to college, I had a pretty strong accent, and that was one of the things I had to work on a lot. I went to North Carolina School of the...
My parents are the last of the middle class. My father worked for the government designing sea mines. My mother was a substitute teacher. Together, th...
My daughter became a teacher right out of college....
A lot of moms give their kids line reads. My mom wasn't put in that position because I always had an acting teacher helping with the feelings rather t...